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Desperate Housewives Funny Quotes

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susan had met the enemy and she was a slut written on a screen
  • #Nicolette-Sheridan
a poster with a duck and the words of course i talk to myself
  • #Funny-Status
  • #Funny-Quotes
a quote by charles r. swindoll with a bunch of pink flowers
  • #Life-Quotes
  • #Motivational-Quotes
a woman in a red jacket is saying you 're not important enough to hate .
  • #hate
  • #Lisa-Vanderpump
  • #housewives
a woman in a blue bikini top is making a funny face while standing in a room .
  • #funny
  • #Air-Quotes
  • #nichole
  • #quoting
a woman in a purple shirt is asking , `` really ? is that the best you got ? '' .
  • #Vanderpump
a poster with purple hearts and the words so here 's to the crap we talk the guys we stalk the way we shop
  • #this
  • #is
  • #real
a yellow smiley face with tears coming out of its eyes .
  • #yousefy17
a picture of a beach with a quote about tara
  • #quote
a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and black tie
  • #ryan-gosling
  • #real
  • #sad
a real housewives advertisement shows two blonde women talking to each other
  • #Real-Housewives
  • #housewives
  • #bravo
pink lettering that says " every moment is a fresh beginning "
  • #Miss-All-Things-Awesome
jerry from tom and jerry is laughing and pointing at something with the words `` forreal '' .
  • #Jerry
  • #Funny-Animal
  • #laughing
a man in a plaid shirt is smiling and says noooo you did not
  • #Medusa-1220
a quote from wisdomtoinspirethesoul.com
  • #quotes
  • #about
  • #life
  • #inspirational
a woman says i 'm adorable crazy and he 's rampage crazy in a living room
  • #crazy
  • #adorable
  • #rampage
  • #psycho
two cartoon mice are laughing with the words " you are just too funny " above them
  • #funny
  • #laughing
  • #cat
a sign that says goodbye chat with a statue on a table
  • #goodbye
  • #Goodbye-Chat
  • #meme
  • #memes
bill gates says don 't compare yourself with anyone in this world
  • #quote-of-the-day
  • #bill-gates
a woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one .
    a man in a suit and tie with a cigarette in his mouth and the words kanye south is here above him
    • #Kanye-South
    • #Kanye-West
    • #funny
    a woman in a pink dress with a plunging neckline and sleeves is smiling .
    • #funny
    • #Lisa-Rinna
    a woman in a pink dress is sitting on a chair and says so nasty and so rude .
    • #nene
    • #leakes
    a woman says people come for me all the time they just don 't find me
    • #Karen
    • #huger
    • #rhop
    • #real
    a woman in a blue dress is sitting in a chair and talking about people coming for her all the time .
    • #come-for-me
    • #dont-come-for-me
    a woman in a blue dress is sitting in a chair holding a bottle of water and talking .
    • #comeforme
    • #tea
    • #housewives
    a woman is talking to another woman with the words okay see this is the problem with sobriety it ruins lives .
    • #sobriety
    • #drinking
    • #ruined
    • #life
    Real Housewives GIF
    • #real
    • #housewives
    • #outdoorsy
    • #Teresa
    Truth Be Yourself Quotes GIF
    • #truth
    • #Be-Yourself-Quotes
    a quote that says " 3 am phone call hey are you asleep "
    • #Quotes
    a quote that says `` forgive your enemies but never forget the lessons they taught you . ``
    • #Inspirational-Quotes
    Stab Chest GIF
    • #stab
    • #chest
    • #honest
    • #Real-Housewives

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      a woman is laughing and saying `` true dat '' while wearing a floral shirt .
      • #laugh
      • #laughing
      • #funny
      • #hilarious
      a woman says that she loves you more than beans and rice
      • #desperate
      • #housewives
      • #leatylrs
      a man says i have to be honest with you while pointing up
      • #I-Have-To-Be-Honest-With-You
      betty boop says that real women don 't have hot flashes they have power surges hugs sassy
      • #hot
      • #flashes
      two girls are taking a selfie in a living room with a poster on the wall that says grown ups
      • #Pandh
      • #Quote
      • #Inspirational-Quote
      Rhobh Real Housewives GIF
      • #rhobh
      • #Real-Housewives
      Life'S So Hard GIF
      • #fam
      a woman says " successful " while wearing a necklace
      • #successful
      a poster that says be proud to be yourself
      • #The-Unknown-Entities
      • #quote
      a woman says hi i 'm the whore that lives down the street could i borrow a cup of condoms ..
      • #Condoms
      • #Desperate-Housewives
      a smiley face with tears coming out of its eyes and the words so funny hilarious written below it
      • #hilarious
      • #funny
      • #Whole-Squad
      a black and white image of a cartoon character with a quote
      • #arnold
      • #True-Love
      • #Love-Quotes
      • #like
      a man with glasses and a quote by abhijit naskar
      • #Abhijit-Naskar
      • #naskar
      a cat is laying on a bed with a teddy bear and says `` good night '' .
      • #goodnight
      • #night
      • #gn
      • #sleep
      a sign that says on purpose for a purpose on it
      • #Purpose
      • #Permission-Granted
      a poster for movers folder showing a man and a woman
      • #Free-Moving-Quotes
      a wooden background with flowers and the word hate on it
      • #hate
      • #quote
      • #Hate-Gif
      • #chatzy